January 2012
4 posts
Dear Emo girl whose blog I follow,
I only put up with your depressive shit because you frequently post pictures of cupcakes.
-me
“Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.”
– Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr
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I think I found the secret to happiness
I have 3 pages left of my current journal… I’ve never finished a journal so this is pretty huge.
I thought I might be fun to read past entries and I found this gem from 9/14/11
“I think I found the secret to happiness.
Faith: Believe, believe, believe
Everyone is just as afraid as you are. So stop being afraid
Ask for what you want. People hate saying no and when they do...
December 2011
8 posts
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Girls with dreams
Sister: I love it when they say, "Grow a pair!" on TV. I've always wanted to say that to someone.
Me: I've always wanted to say, "Shut your whore mouth!"
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Just finished...
Merry Christmas you filthy animals!
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Just watched
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Holiday Blues by Jael
Ah, Holiday Blues. You, as always, are right on time, my friend. You, sir, are as consistent as you are swift. You waste no time and set out to do your task. With barely a kiss hello, you announce your arrival and thrust your stake in the ground that is my heart and claim it as your own. “MANIFEST DESTINY!” You cry. It is your fate, your virtue, your inexorable mission to rid this land of savage...
Me: (Putting one rocher in my mouth) I am Parisian Chic, I will only have one.
--- 5 minutes later----
Me: (Stuffing the other 2 in my mouth) I AM AMERICAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
November 2011
4 posts
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Eating fast food in the car
Me: *faaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrttttttttt* °O°
Dee: Well, you gotta make room for all this food.
My life is fabulous punctuated by moments in the...
October 2011
6 posts
Watchthe-co-op:
The CO-OP: GO LOVE
“Jesus did not say that the whole world should go to church. He said that the church should go to the whole world.” -Greg Laurie
Sister (who is nearing 40 but looks 15): I'm too young to be a mom. You should call me Jessica.
7-year-old Niece: Ok, Jessica.
August 2011
2 posts
Losing for Love: Welcome to Losing for Love! →
Please check out this fundraiser I’m doing for my favorite charity Love146. I hope you share, give, and join!!!!
losingforlove:
Today is my Birthday!
and these are my presents
Yep, all food (no wonder I’m chubby)… but I want something else.
Check out my favorite charity (Click it! It’s a link… cool, huh)
They do amazing things for amazing girls who have been victims of child sex...
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“I may not be the prettiest girl in the world, but I am charming as hell”
– me to a friend during a midnight heart to heart
July 2011
1 post
Me:
Sister: I’ll see your french macaroons and I’ll raise you
Me: You bitch.
June 2011
8 posts
My last day of clinic. I’m trying to be all...
Good Movie
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Girliest of girls
Glasses and blue blanket.
Pajama butt.
Milky Early Grey in Chip Tea Cup
Girl Power Movie
I AM GIRL!
May 2011
15 posts
You know when you're ZUMBAing and things that...
Not for much longer!
This is my cyber commitment to workout after class
Stay tuned.
—-edit—-
I done did it!!!!!
This chubby has been doing some soul searching! Me and Eri are reading
and deep shit is being discussed!
It’s true what they say, you’ll have to deal with the shit that you’ve been numbing with food. It’s not pleasant. It’s not easy. It’s not pretty. I don’t even know what it is.
But it’s happening!
GAAAAAH!
Kelly C. reads my blog!!!!
OH EM GEEEEEE!!!
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April 2011
40 posts
1 tag
Does anyone else feel robbed of their crown?